February 26, 2007

The Question:  If you could have two questions answered by God, what would they be? Why?

The Answer:  “1 - If Christianity is the only way to heaven, and Jesus walked the Earth 1500 years before Europe discovered America, what happens to the Native Americans who never heard of God or Jesus? 2 - Why?”

The Answer:  “Wouldn’t it just be easier if you spoke audibly to me like you did with Noah, Moses, Paul, etc.? I mean, it would be considerably less confusing for me to just hear what your plan is for me. And that’s it—that’s all I need.”

The Answer:  “Do you have feet?”

The Answer:  “Why all the suffering of the little children? Are there other planet systems much like the earth?”

The Answer:  “Why and when?”

The Answer:  “This question is too hard. Next.”

The Answer:  “Where are all those socks that never came back from the wash? Why did you make chicks so stinkin’ emotional?”

 The Answer:  “Why, since heaven is eternal, do we have such a limited amount of time on Earth? Not that I want more or less, but why does each person have this set (undetermined by us, but not you) amount of time to figure it out? People used to live longer and I know time has been shortened, but what is the deciding this person gets this much time and this person gets this much. Do you use a tally book (with pencil marks and every time you repent you get it erased, in the end hoping to have zero marks) to judge us or on judgment day is it like a multimedia presentation of our life’s work, blessings, repentance, and sins with the outcome (heaven or hell) being a general, ‘this should outweigh this…’?”

The Answer:  “Why are we here? How do I forgive myself of something that I did and cannot change?”

The Answer:  “Why do you love me? Will my children go to heaven?”

The Answer:  “Where do you want us to go to church? And what purpose do you have for our family?”

The Answer:  “If women are to look holy, then why do they make women’s pants?”

The Answer:  “How may I serve you better?”

The Answer:  “When are you coming back? Will I make it to heaven?”

The Answer: “Why does He chose to send people through trials when He knows they won’t make it? And they will backslide and not come to church anymore. Why does He still chose to give them those trials? I just don’t understand why He would do that sometimes. But He’s God and what do I know?”

The Answer:  “My husband and I are going to a church were the Preacher is going back on his standards. We need help. We don’t know how to talk to or where to go. I need Jesus to answer us now. We are dying spiritual.”

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